Amuse Bouche: Your Very Own Nonsensical Sarah Palin Response

Because the hits just keep on coming.
clipped from interviewpalin.com
Q: How will you fix the economy?
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A: The economy and putting it back on the war on terror. And I asked President Karzai, “Is that what you are seeking, also? That strategy that has worked in Iraq and Afghanistan will lead to further security of our best interests to fight against a regime, especially Iran, who would seek to wipe them off the bat. When he offered me the position, as his running mate. We got to put government and these regulatory agencies back on the side of the United States, in my world, those are the ones who say Israel is a stinking corpse and should be inherent in corporations who are extreme, and they do not believe in American ideals.

October 1, 2008. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

I Can Beat Up A Velociraptor

I could survive for

47 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

September 19, 2008. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Happy birthday to my favorite actress.

elvira

September 17, 2008. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Del Martin 4-Ever

Lesbian activist Del Martin, at the forefront of the battle for same-sex marriage in California, died Wednesday in San Francisco. She was 87.
phyllis and del

August 28, 2008. Uncategorized. 1 comment.

I can has Q-tips?

Ears lookin’ at you, kid.

cat ears

August 20, 2008. Tags: , , . Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

No. Words.

bush flag backwards

August 13, 2008. Tags: . Uncategorized. 1 comment.

Giant dog turd wreaks havoc at Swiss museum (actual headline)

The exhibit, entitled Complex Shit, is the size of a house. It has a safety system that is supposed to deflate it in bad weather, but it did not work on this occasion.

dog turd

August 12, 2008. Tags: , . Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Beijing Fashion Police

The guidebook is said to be 36 pages long, complete with suggestions like: fat people should avoid horizontal stripes; don’t wear clothes that are too small because people will think you are unreliable; don’t eat too much garlic; and, no spitting in public (thank you for that one).

fashion police

August 8, 2008. Tags: , . Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Love you Liza

“Oh, far out! I love going to Nathan’s for a hot dog, with the works!”

liza black and white

August 7, 2008. Tags: , , . Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

“Hey Dawn, sorry to bother you, but we were just wondering… Are you a lesbian?”

weinerdog love

DAWN WIENER IS ENGAGED.

August 1, 2008. Tags: , , . Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

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